I'm Shane :) like to play a lot of video games a lot of the time.
I basically like to rant and write hoping to become an author halfway through writing my book fingers crossed. I also survived cancer and run a support blog check it out please http://i-can-beat-it.tumblr.com/
Well these are my rants and stories if your interested so well enjoy..........
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried